Archive for March 26th, 2010

April Fools!!

Friday, March 26th, 2010

DELAMERE DAIRY MAY HAVE DISCOVERD A NATURAL  BREAKTHROUGH  REMEDY FOR BALDNESS…

Delamere Dairy has recently made a miraculous discovery with the effects of drinking goats’ milk. Elaine Simmonds, one of our customers recently wrote in to tell her story. She began feeding her 6 week pet bunny rabbit, Jeremy on Delamere Dairy goats’ milk as a healthy alternative to cows’ milk. Amazingly within a couple of weeks Jeremy began to grow rapidly to become the giant rabbit he is today. Elaine claims that she thought the unexpected growth was a bit more than average, until Jeremy out grew his hutch and had to relocate into the garden shed! A team of scientists from Switzerland who specialise in understanding natural growth hormone phenomenons have flown in especially to examine Jeremy first hand. Dr Hans Litchellone from the University of Geneva tells us that this is not the first time he has witnessed examples of rapid growth due to the properties of goats’ milk. He believes goats’ milk contains numerous miracle qualities, yet to be fully understood by science. He is particularly interested in exploring the growth hormone properties as a cure for baldness in middle aged men. He believes goats’ milk might just be the Holy Grail of medical cures. He is currently conducting tests by rubbing Jeremy on bald volunteers to see if any positive affects are transferred. So far he has many willing bald participants, but no hair growth has been stimulated. Dr Litchellone remains optimistic…

Disclaimer: Delamere Dairy does not support the credibility of this story and reserves the right to play a joke on its customers as well as provide them with tasty goats’ milk products.

FYI: Elaine Simmonds is a real customer of Delamere Dairy and Jeremy is a real giant rabbit, she started feeding him goats’ milk because he started losing a bit of condition in his coat. We are yet to discover if rubbing Jeremy on the heads of bald men will cure their problem!